Nº 002 — Early works (age 14)

Recovered from a box labeled "childhood stuff." Originally catalogued as creativity. Reclassified on review as something else entirely.

Nº 004 — 428

A skull constructed from 428 newspaper obituary clippings, modeled from an actual human skull in the collection. Each contributor has successfully quit smoking and drinking.

Nº 005 — Good boy

Cleared and stained juvenile canine specimen. The anterior fontanelle remains unfused, producing a visible star pattern on the cranial vault where the dye does not reach. Responds well to commands.

Nº 006 — Zap me twice

A discarded black-and-white CRT television recovered from a municipal dump and resurrected as a sound-reactive video synthesizer. Converts audio signal into Lissajous patterns on a phosphor screen. Declared dead once. Not recommended to try again.

Nº 007 — Super Mabio Ross

Mini-block assembly. 1,686 components. Chinese origin, uncertain licensing. Procrastinated on a workbench since approximately late December. Now assembled. The instructions were in Mandarin. This was not considered a problem.